San si Sansan?

If you've gone on a virtual hibernation, like me, one whole day is not enough to amass a gigantic migraine from re-establishing an online identity. So for those who have become a permanent fixture on their computer chairs, here's...

How To Maintain a Social (Networking) Life:

1. Log on to Facebook and:
- update status
- mass poke
- attack vampires, zombies, slayers, werewolves, and ninjas
- challenge a friend on a flixter quiz
- send a gift, egg, plant, cocktail, pet, tree, and soiled underwear
- burn a friend
- pee on a friend
- nominate a superlative
- pet a fluff

2. Update Friendster bulletin. Snoop around for new relationships and breakups. Brighten someone's day with a testimonial.

3. Comment on Multiply blogs. Create more albums. Upload those baby pictures. Review Bea Alonzo's stellar smile on One More Chance.

4. Nag Twitter followers with a blow by blow account of the bargains in the SM mallwide Sale.

5. Log on YM, MSN, and GTalk. Verify the new relationships and breakups you discovered in Friendster.

6. Share your latest YouTube discovery on LJ. Drop a couple of comments.

7. Email back your grade school, high school, college block, university organizations, corporate company, and barkada Yahoogroups.

8. Create a Wordpress or Blogspot that focuses on your favorite Taxi company names. Such as "Ok Ka Taxi Co.", and "Katas ng Saudi". There may be a niche market.

9. Visit your cobwebby MySpace and Yahoo 360 accounts.

10. Spruce up your LinkedIn profile to appeal to international potential employers.



Really, who has time to meet up for coffee for a Starbucks organizer stamp?!